1. The people I follow keep changing their URLs and I have no fucking clue who most of you are anymore.

  2. (Source: measureyourlifeincake)

  3. striderfeels:

    jfc i’ve been laughing for 50 years okay so this is my new favourite thing i’m on omegle 

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    and people are like *MOTHERFUCKIN SWOON MARSHALL LEE*

    and then i’m all

    SURPRISE KARKAT

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    nO ONE EVER EXPECTS THE VANTAS INQUISITION


  4. sigsauer-ist:

    ungoliantschilde:

    FedEx has amusing aircraft mechanics in their employ.

    oh fuck this is great

  5. Life tips you NEED to know!

    allmightperish:

    amazed:

    evolutional:

    fcuk-this:

    i-n-f-i-n-i-te

    w0nder:

    for3ver4lone:

    YEEEES OMG ITS BACK 

    i’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR SO LONG fuck yes.

    idk what i’d do without this post 

    #8 hELPS ME EVERYDAY LOL 

    the one on the 3rd page is great omg 

    YES THIS IS AMAZINT

  6. I’m not Tumblr famous.

    space-magician:

    • Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
    • People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
    • I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
    • People don’t ask me for requests.
    • I don’t have a lot to offer.
    • most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
    • i LOVE every little follower of mine 

    If there’s a better way to put this I don’t know it XP I love you, followers!

    (Source: spongebobbryar)

  7. shipssabriel:

    I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

    (Source: stridermayorfeels)

  8. ART HELP:

    jumperben-holybatch:

    spaceycrazylady:

    corporalbutts:

    Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.

    60 feet is a HUGE size.

    Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.

    I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:

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    this is actually the best reason ever

    The game is on

  9. Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years.

    — 

    Sleep and the teenage brain (via explore-blog)

    This is why you have every right to be tired.  

    (via lookrainbows)

    Researchers now see sleep problems as a cause, and not a side effect, of teenage depression.” - from the artcle! 

    (via scruffyshezza)

    (Source: explore-blog)

  10. creativepaperandtimeyclocks:

    monobeartheater:

    tweedlesnort:

    byebyebriar:

    carlboygenius:

    10 Engineering FAILS

    These makes me want to cry. 

    Me when I’m building Sims houses

    how do some of these even happen

    These are so frustraiting

  11. itscarororo:

    kaijuemperor:

    theartofunbelonging:

    Owls are weird, man.

    I love owls

    there’s been a disturbing lack of owls on my blog lately, i must remedy this 

  12. queerpotters:

    sherlocksmyth:

    I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

    (Source: marvelcolm)

  13. thorinobsessed:

tuiteyfruityundead:

toddystuck:

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

LOTR Extended = 681 minutesHobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutesHobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutesLet’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes
The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

let’s weed out the weak ones

    thorinobsessed:

    tuiteyfruityundead:

    toddystuck:

    elvenkingthrandy:

    thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

    mindtriggers:

    THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

    That’s prob about 12 hours

    extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

    LOTR Extended = 681 minutes
    Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes
    Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes
    Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

    The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

    let’s weed out the weak ones