1. whats-left-of-the-assassins:

    abbythecatlover:

    chubbymon:

    portentouscatastrophe:

    lastglimpsetheatre:

    dolphinhats:

    alicexz:

    toothyhalcyon:

    Welcome to Tumblr.

    Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life

    wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…

    Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.

    Yes.

    What? How? O_O

    IT KNOWS WHAT FANDOMS YOUR IN

    holy shit I’m trying this

    (Source: toothytyrant)

  2. I totaled my car Saturday. I’m okay. Physically. That was Dad’s car. Felt like my last real link to him. And I killed it to save a fucking raccoon or something. Hooray for the wonderful world of me. Hope you guys are doing better than I am. And thanks for still being here. It helps.

  3. sernacht:

    So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

    "Do not come any closer"

  4. http://kuromi-shinku.tumblr.com/post/92646446879/knightarcana-cancerously →

    knightarcana:

    cancerously:

    digitonicelectronic:

    soleilvioleta:

    porygons:

    fleshprince:

    this is a cool test that gives you an rpg class and there are 100 possible results check it out

    I got “War Paladin”: 57% Strength, 20% Bloodlust, 28% Intelligence, 32%…

    The Star Glider

    13% Strength, 12% Bloodlust, 43% Intelligence, 47% Spirit, 40% Vitality and 33% Agility!

    The Star Glider

    Using a powerful and ancient form of combat, Star Gliders appear to effortlessly slide across the ground as they move and attack. In fact, Star Gliders are actually hovering slightly above the surface of the ground using their powerful mastery over electromagnetism. Since their feet never touch the ground, the movements of Star Gliders are nearly impossible to predict, making Star Gliders extremely formidable adversaries. By using powerful rune magic to control electromagnetic fields, Star Gliders can manipulate terrestrial and cosmic plasmas! In addition, they have limited control over metals, and will often use magnetism to create shields and weapons out of any metals in the surrounding areas. Occasionally, Star Gliders may be skilled at controlling the energy within their own bodies, and they’ll use that skill to undergo various minor transformations. For example, some Star Gliders possess the ability to transform and harden their own skin, making them more resistant to damage. Other Star Gliders who aren’t skilled with transformation can simply condense metallic particles around their body to form a strong protective layer and enhance their defenses. Star Gliders are also quite skilled with powerful elemental magic and light magic, making them even more dangerous opponents in battle! By combining this incredibly powerful magic with their superlative combat skills, Star Gliders can release powerful blasts of electromagnetic energy, making them almost impossible to best in battle.

    Congratulations on achieving this powerful class!

    This is a powerful mixed class that requires at least three variables to be extremely high

  5. Aight, listen up -- I need a lot of help.  →

    torturedtrolls:

    February 14th, 2013, I met a girl named Sole. She couldn’t hurt a soul, and she deserves to be happy. She has been through a lot — and when I mean a lot, I mean she’s been through hell and back. Her father is a drunk, physically abusive man, and her mother is an enabler….

  6. lupinerage:

    You know what a vampire’s favorite gaming system is?

    NESferatu

  7. What’s a bad habit you could see my character having?

    inboxideas:

    Do they bite their nails? Do they tap their foot? Do they lick their lips? Do they twiddle their thumbs? Do they click their pen? Do they chew their cheek? Do they talk under their breath? Do they roll their eyes…

  8. lovelyasia:

    policecodeforzombieontheloose:

    buzzfeedgeeky:

    Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

    "fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

    Goddamn right he’s Harry Potter

  9. Best.Youtube.Comment.Ever.

  10. spooktre:

    Are cats even real?

    (Source: shanedora)

  11. elementrolls said: fluff please

    elementrolls:

    lupinerage:

    lupinerage:

    A series of knocks, some obviously from the hilt of a throwing knife, come from Wolf’s door as he’s trying to decide the dumbest possible movie to watch with Teagan. He grins at his friend’s apparent impatience.

    "I’m coming, you instant-gratification douche," he calls, chuckling at the small peppers he’d hidden in Teagan’s pizza. THAT would definitely make things more fun. He opens the door.

    He hides the smile at his jerk nugget friend’s reaction. “I’m not the one banging on the door with a knife hilt. Get your butt in here and pick a movie. Your choices are Time Bandits and Beetlejuice. They are both mildly shitty human movies specifically designed for ridicule and pissing off aliens.”

    "of The Two, i’ll Take beeTleJuice. iT sounds more inTeresTing”

    You may or may not have chosen it because it had both t and j sounds. Plus, anything with beetles had to be at least amusing.

    "leT’s geT This sTarTe’T. of course i’m sure iT won’T be as enTerTaining as Troll media"

    "I will poke your horn," Wolf says, chuckling. The horror would soon start. And so would the fun. "Shut up and eat some pizza. Yes, it’s the kind you like." The only question now is when to go for the water balloons.

  12. octibbles:

    terezipyral:

    calistoyew:

    donotruninfear:

    forever90s:

    Grey Delisle.  Occupation: Voice Actress, Singer/Songwriter, Tumblr Queen.   These characters are only a sample of  her talented voice acting career.      

    oh my god! my whole childhood, its been her?! 

    grey delisle also known as the cartoon redhead

    but oh my god i remember dante basco had her do some voice acting for vriska

    Oh my god he did, and I found it and it’s fantastic

    (Source: jazztea6)

  13. I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

    Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
    Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
    Me: We cool?
    Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
    Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
    Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
    Me: So...can I get out now?
    Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
    Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
    Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.